QotD

Fleeing north to Canada is a fine American tradition, predating Confederation itself. Follow the example of the United Empire Loyalists and the escaped slaves! Come to Canada, where you will be safe behind our vast,unsecured borders,and protected by our minuscule and underfunded military. Enjoy gay marriage (if you are so inclined), the prospect of decriminalized pot and the right of both sexes to go topless in public, at least until the Conservatives get a majority.

james_nicoll in his new LJ:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/james_nicoll/330.html